Ergebnis für "Schwangerschaft" in Comedy & Humor

Jahrelang hat Michael Mittermeier auf der Bühne Späße über junge Eltern und Arschlochkinder gemacht. Nun ist er selbst Vater geworden. Wie seine Tochter sein Leben verändert und worüber er jetzt lacht, davon erzählt er auf unnachahmliche Weise in diesem Hörbuch. Michael Mittermeier liest in seiner ehrlichen, selbstironischen und herzzerreißenden Art über eine Zeit im Leben, in der sich die Gefühle von Stolz, Unsicherheit und Glück rasant abwechseln.

Da wird der Kreißsaal zum Kreischsaal: Mit schrägem Witz und viel Sinn für die Absurditäten beschreibt die Erfolgsautorin Susanne Fröhlich fünf Tage im Leben von Frau Schnidt. Fünf Tage, die sie nach der Entbindung im Krankenhaus verbringt. Fünf Tage voller Turbulenzen, Erinnerungen und Einsichten in das Leben von Männern, Frauen und Kindern.

Nichts wird sein, wie es mal war. Denn mir ist neulich etwas Ungeheuerliches passiert: Ich habe ein Kind bekommen! Und jeder, der nun zu bedenken gibt...

Für die meisten versprechen die zwei Streifen auf dem Schwangerschaftstest das ersehnte Glück, für Claudia dagegen eher eine mittelgroße Katastrophe. Denn Kinder mag sie eigentlich nicht sonderlich. Und der Umstand, dass sie den Vater in spe erst zwei Monate zuvor im Internet kennengelernt hat, sorgt für zusätzliche Turbulenzen. Mutig wirft Claudia ihre Lebensplanung über den Haufen und tauscht Netflix und Sofa gegen Umstandsmode, Schwangerschaftsyoga und Stillhütchen.

Wenn die Floppy-Disks nicht in den CD-Spieler passen wollen und weder die Nachbarschaft noch Apples Siri jemals wieder mit Vater sprechen möchten, dann muss Bastian dran glauben. Nachdem das Lehrerkind bereits seine Mutter fit gemacht hat fürs Weppzwonull, ist nun Vater dran - und der zahlt es dem Sohn mit ungebetenen Ratschlägen zurück.

"Was? Vier Töchter? Wie schaffen Sie das denn?" Solche Sätze bekommt ein Vater zu hören, der ein Mädchen im Kindergarten, eins in der Grundschule, eins mitten in der Pubertät und eins im Abitur hat. Und in der Tat hat er es mit sämtlichen Glücksmomenten und Wahnsinnigkeiten jedes Mädchenalters zu tun. Aber wer erzieht hier eigentlich wen? Und wer beantwortet einem Fragen wie: Kann ich bei Liebeskummer helfen? Sollen meine Töchter zu mir aufblicken? Muss ich die Freunde meiner Kinder mögen? Und was ist mit deren Eltern?

Emma loathes her period. Really, she does. But there’s something she loathes even more: not being able to talk about it. Despite women having had periods since the dawn of time, we’ve totally clammed up on anything to do with menstruation. Why, oh why, would we rather say ‘Auntie Flo’ than ‘period’? Why, in the 21st century, are periods still seen as icky? Why are we still so ignorant about such a fundamental bodily process?

Two days before Shea and Larami Serrano were to be married, four months into her pregnancy with twin boys, she went into labor. Stuck in a hospital room, fearing the worst, and dismantling a year’s worth of preparations in a matter of hours - the couple decides that the show must go on. Told from Shea’s and Larami’s dual perspectives, this memoir shows the powerful bond that can arise from adversity, a sense of humor, and mutual trust. 

Dive into the whimsical world of Cletus the Fetus and his loyal companion, Placey the Placenta, in "Me & My Placenta." This uproarious tale takes you on a journey from the cosmic ballet of conception to the grand entrance into the world. Cletus narrates his adventures in the womb with hilarious insights and clever observations.

This lighthearted month-by-month instruction manual on the care and nurture of a pregnant wife - the main role of expectant dads - will handle all the important milestones and topics: what not to say during the three phases of labor, what to buy, how many and when, maintaining work-life balance, and maintaining work-life-wife balance.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes...Yikes! Thicke, the unforgettable dad on Growing Pains and an honorary Father of the Year in real life, provides a guideline for pregnanthood from a man's perspective in this 2000 Audie Award-winning presentation.

I’m assuming you’ve picked up this book because you’re either curious about having kids, you’re currently up the duff, or you’re stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress-sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That, or you’re killing time in WHSmith, waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard.

Cribsheet meets The S--t No One Tells You in this no-holds-barred, judgment-free parenting guide that sets the record straight on every hot-button parenting topic by longtime journalist and founder of the viral #NoShameParenting movement.

Written in intimate, gleefully TMI prose, Knocking Myself Up is the irreverent account of Tea’s route to parenthood—with a group of ride-or-die friends, a generous drag queen, and a whole lot of can-do pluck. Along the way she falls in love with a wholesome genderqueer a decade her junior, attempts biohacking herself a baby with black market fertility meds (and magicking herself an offspring with witch-enchanted honey), learns her eggs are busted, and enters the Fertility Industrial Complex in order to carry her younger lover’s baby.

When British journalist, memoirist, and New York-transplant Emma Brockes decides to become pregnant, she quickly realizes that, being single, 37, and in the early stages of a same-sex relationship, she's going to have to be untraditional about it. From the moment she decides to stop "futzing" around, have her eggs counted, and "get cracking"; through multiple rounds of IUI; to the births of her twins, which her girlfriend gamely documents with her iPhone and selfie stick, Brockes brings the listener every step of the way.

For Alice and her partner Joe, moving to the sleepy Cotswold village of Penton is a chance to embrace country life and prepare for the birth of their unexpected first child. He can take up woodwork; maybe she'll learn to make jam. But the rural idyll they'd hoped for doesn't quite pan out when a dead body is discovered at their local antenatal class and they find themselves suspects in a murder investigation.

Welcome to "How Not to Make an Ugly Baby: A Light-hearted Guide to Having a Good-Looking Baby". This book isn't about setting impossible beauty standards for infants; it's about embracing the journey of parenthood with humor, love, and a sprinkle of vanity, because, let's be honest, we all want our kids to be as adorable on the outside as they are on the inside.

The fourth title in Dawn Dais' popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest and most heartfelt yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body.

Will there be light at the end of the birth canal? Does the word endometriosis make you want to stick a fork in your eye? No? Then perhaps this book isn’t for you. It’s funny, and (sometimes alarmingly) frank. It contains an impressive array of synonyms for "vagina", and it’s certainly NSFW.

"No me ha bajado la regla. Hace dos semanas salí a tomar algo, me lie con las copas y terminé escribiendo a mi ex italiano... ¿Cómo iba yo a saber que unos chupitos de Jäger me pondrían la vida patas arriba?" Así comienza la historia de Valeria. Mientras todo el mundo se volvía loco por encontrar un test covid, ella corría a la farmacia a pedir uno de embarazo. Y luego otro. Para matar el mono, pero también porque no podía creerse que fuera positivo. ¿Puede una llegar a ser buena madre cuando aún no sabe cuidar ni de sí misma?