in which we delve back into politics for better or for worse. we are in the middle and have NO BIASES, bet

***this was recorded like 3 days before the assas*nat*on attempt and probably isn't relevant at all to the current race but we argue alot, you've been warned***

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the podcast returns after a 2 week depression fueled layoff. Riley defends Bill Hicks from me and Kavon & we discuss conspiracy theories. we rank the strongest Asians. we talk about being low carb hangry. we talk about old people comics who should quit. we rank Scottish accents vs Welsh. we are so back

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in which Kavon and Riley are replaced by comedian Chris D'Aiello, who quickly usurps and becomes the new host of Ugly People. it's better this way, trust. we do bits and Chris gives us a CutCo pitch. we talk fat vegetarians and dorito heads. we decide that roast battles would be better if comics actually fought each other. i tell the story about the time i got my ass beat by a taekwondo black belt. we discuss horrifying TikTok challenges and going to hardcore shows. somos extremos. this was a fun one, follow Chris on IG @tofer_james

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in which we learn about r*tard checking, save-scumming, and pluggers. we get sad talking about our horses in Red Dead Redemption 2. Riley tries to convince us that he isn't involved in a pyramid scheme and we share our experiences with scammers. we think about what ChatGPT's algorithm would be like if it was only fed r*tarded answers. we talk the controversy surrounding Joey Chesnut switching to vegan dogs. shoutout to Costco Ho and hip-hop Asians in general

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in which we discuss the difference between chest hair and ball hair, Asian ear cleaning techniques and the classic video of Charlie Z getting beat up by Deontay Wilder (RIP Wilder btw). We talk UFC announcers and forget Hispanic Joe Rogan's name. We shoutout Casey Rocket despite having no connection to him. Kavon is late so we call our entire group chat on IG to bother him. We talk gay MMA fighters. We get to the bottom of Aljamain Sterling hate. Kavon introduces Riley to the Super-Fi. We do our best to ad-lib Chop Suey. We separate the art from the artist and support Michael Jackson (but not Lostprophets)

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in which we delve deep into politics against our better judgement. we're a debate podcast now folks. we recount the entirety of 2020 that started with Australia burning then Kobe dying which led to the pandemic (it's all connected). we wonder if Trump is gonna "hold the keys" in prison. we talk Ukraine and the middle east from the perspective or morons. we talk about dry-jerking to build resistance. we disagree about Jimmy Dore being a grifter. we explain to Kavon why you NEVER ask other comics to come to a bringer show (that might not actually be a bringer show after all) and tell stories about it going bad

***the camera died while we were filming and the file got corrupted, back to full vids next week***

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in which Riley tells us about his fantasy football picks coming through hard, how both Trump and Biden both having dementia is gonna dope for the debates and propose that they should play basketball instead. We come out as a Pro-Wikipedia podcast but we don't believe those messages asking for money at the top of each article. We lament being short guys (kings). We broke the No-Politics rule, alot. Lots of high school stories: huebz recounts trash canning a kid twice with James the Romanian. We tell our prom stories and lack thereof. We talk the Assassin's Creed series and explain why Black Flag can't be f*cked with. We talk presidents and Henry Kissinger. We talk the Chilean coup and General Pinochet (Penis Shay). CIA be scary y'all. This was a fun one and went everywhere

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in which we think about what a woke incel would look like, consider converting all of our assets to gold, and officially declare ourselves as HIGH VALUE MEN and part of the Man-O-Sphere. we discuss the horrific Diddy-Cassie video. we talk the old days of pirating movies & black people watching Harry Potter. Kavon recounts a trip to Vegas where he hooked up with an old lady on *legal* mushroom chocolate. Kavon leaves at some point so huebz and Riley glaze Bret Ernst and do bad Italian accents. huebz tells some North Dakota stories and recounts the time he lived in a trailer with a ferret (aka snake rat aka the mullet of rodents). We tell stories about our friends having seizures. We talk about our love of Doug Stanhope and break down his 2012 special "Before Turning the Gun on Himself". huebz and Riley disagree on whether Bill Hicks was actually funny. High Value Dawgs unite

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