So you’ve survived THE CUBE er- I mean, THE SQUARE (for copyright reasons) and you think you’re home free, right? No religious allegories, no last minute judgement calls that wastes all your time, just you, me, the boys, and some open road. WRONG. SO WRONG. The BACKROOMS surround us as we find our way through a mysterious facility. Just a moment ago the space we were in was trying to kill us at almost every doorstep, now it seems to be every single hallway. Luckily, the Backrooms have taken on a life of their own and our players today might find some useful help, and JUST MAYBE they’ll survive.

Welcome to the Backrooms(14:36)

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On the Twelfth creep of Christmas, Frowns gave to me… Depression. Seasonal depression, to be exact. Yes, this is the 12th Christmas episode we’ve had in the 8 years of having done this show and I feel like we’ve simultaneously

hit the low and the bar on this one. The low because TWELVE seriously? TWELVE Christmas episodes? God damn it. The bar because this one features a story that actually creeped me out a bit. What the heck was that? Where did that come from? Well, Frowns, it just goes to show, you can still be surprised every once in a while. What I’m not surprised about, however, is Frowns getting so high that he has a laughing fit. It was edibles this year, so you’re not going to hear the bong ripping with the yuletide bellows. No, we hit this one on the DL with some hearty edibles and apparently that was too much for Frowns. OH WELL. Some things never change. Hopefully we’ll be able to stop doing these Christmas episodes soon…

Stocking Stuffers (25:12) By Whitecrow233
https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Stocking_Stuffers

The Company I Work for has a Wonderful Christmas Tradition (32:39) By CreepyThomas0.

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/The_Company_I_Work_for_Has_a_Wonderful_Christmas_Tradition

The Carolers (45:30) By MakRalston

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If You Hear Sleigh Bells (59:57) By Ramunetan

https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/If_You_Hear_Sleigh_Bells

The Naughty List (1:12:34) By RedNovaTyrant
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The Strange Christmas Game (1:28:02) By Charlotte Riddell

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What is a friend to do when the other suggests to do something against both of their better judgement? Do we give in to the based and peer accusations of what it means to be human, to be an animal with no regret? Or do we limit ourselves, our potential, and return, seamlessly to the void to live in silence? No, I mean, yeah, we read Harry Potter erotic fan-fiction on this episode. Definitely. When you come to the fork in the road to do THAT or do something else, I feel like the worse-off path is the path that doesn’t involve Harry Potter erotic fan-fiction, right? I don’t think it’s a tough call. I think it’s easier said than done, and above all else, I feel like we’re been here before. I feel a bit of… DEJA VU.

It Could Only Happen to Harry (31:30)

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I Live in a Tiny Boring Town with a Famous Haunted House (1:17:57) by Spaghetti_Mercury
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What can I say about Magic that hasn’t already been said by someone either more stupid or more smart than me? I don’t know, I don’t think anyone can answer that question - So I asked WhereAmI? To come here and also not answer it - cause we gotta read a provocative story about some older dude lusting after a young “boy.” Yeah, you heard me. No, this wasn’t on purpose and no I never vet my stories before we read them and YES I refuse to accept that the author did not know what they were doing when they wrote this story and had every line out of this “kids” mouth sound like he’s wanting this old dude OP’s attention. It gets weirder and weirder or as Alex would say “Curious and Curiouser” and I kinda hate it. Anyways, enjoy this - whatever this is. I know WhereAmI? did. I guess that’s just the power of MAGIC.

I’m a Magician and I’m Pretty Sure the Kid on Stage Actually Sawed a Lady in Half(36:37) by Magpie_Quill

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I’VE BEEN AWAY. TO A DISTANT LAND. AGAIN.
You might also say WHEREAMI? AGAIN. Cause he’s here too. We’re back in Cali, baby. We went to Disneyland again but THIS TIME we got into the OOGIE BASH and it was pretty alright! OH NO, BUT REALLY, we’re into the total again because it is our second time at Halloween Horror Nights Hollywood. I also wanted to take the time to talk about Halloween Horror Nights in Orlando FL this year, because I had attended with Alley Cat per our annual spooky trip. Lots to talk about this year, as the differences between CA and FL were many! More than I could have expected, to be frank. And I don’t want to be him. I want to be me, Captain Death - because, basically, my cousin was sponsored in CA this year at the Monstruous 2 house cause he looked like a conquistador version of Captain Death even down to the muerte title; Very cool. Always love running into family. But for real - as much shit as we talk, this year wasn’t that bad. It was just alright. And for HHN, that’s okay. Just okay. But hopefully next year has more to look forward to.

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What can I say about dead celebrities that hasn’t been said already? A lot actually. Which is why I’m not going to say anything. I’m really not. So anyways, we’re continuing the investigation we last left off with on the previous episode. I mean, we have our answers, we know where things are going, right? Maybe not literally but how could you possibly know where part three is going to end. Will our loose cannon cops play by the rules? Will they even fire their weapons at innocent minorities? Not a real story if neither of those things are happening. Vampires are real, though. I’m not budging on that one. But I am edging on it. Anyways, enjoy the rest of this story with these here boys. They had a good time, because I know they did. I made them. DUH-DUHN.

So We’re About 99% Sure the New Guy in Town is a Vampire(20:33) by TheJesseClark

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What can I say about vampires that hasn’t already been said? Well, they live forever, so they have to be pretty savvy business men, right? Not what you expected me to say, either, huh? Well, it’s not what I expected to be reading with this group of jack-offs. Or should I say jack-ONS because they were on this shit like flies. By that I mean, they read and performed pretty damn well, in my opinion. It’s almost like they don’t listen to my show because they were surprised by my performance several times as well, not to toot my own horn or anything but I have been doing this for like 8 years. I kinda feel like a vampire, you know what I mean? Maybe you don’t. But you might. Anyways, what we expected was Fright Night and what we got was Law & Order. Am I complaining, not necessarily. Should I be? I’ll let you be the judge. DUH-DUHN.

So We’re About 99% Sure the New Guy in Town is a Vampire(25:45) by TheJesseClark

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