An incredibly shitty minor-league baseball team bursting with diverse personalities who have to dig deep and realize their talent was there along gets a new manager: a guy who's just trying to make the leap back home.

Kate slips one by the censors. Jack is Christ. Sayid gets lucky. Claire rips from her v to her a. Boone gets waxed. Sun punctures a nooduru. Shannon tries to explain weird stuff. Locke gives us a break.

in a plot that's strikingly similar to the first movie, The Cleveland Indians are now a World Series contender, even though we all know they won the series in the last movie. but last year's spite is now replaced with another actor that's not Denzel, and bad decisions by the team's new owner (but still giant douche) Roger Dorn threaten to tear the team apart until they dig deep...realize their talent was there all along...and they win the whole fucken thing. all in the name of Lou - the most excellent motivator.

Boone kills his maid. Locke gets hoodwinked. Kate makes a doctor apointment. Sayid is an optometrist. the Tailies exist. Michael & Jin bond. Desmond is there. no one else does anything.

in a plot that's strikingly similar to Ted Lasso, the bitchy new owner of the Cleveland Indians (i don't think you can say that anymore) puts together a quirky, rag tag team of misfits so they'llfuck it all up and she can relocate for more money, as major league teams have no qualms doing. but when all is revealed, they dig deep...realize that their talent was there all along...and they win the whole fucken thing. all in the name of spite - the most excellent motivator.

Charlie makes a fat joke. Rousseau believes in curses. Claire's apparently pregnant and single. Shannon worries. Jack & Sayid blow up. Hurley hurts his mom. Leonard freaks out. Kate is speechless. Chris "The Glove" Taylor goes fucken hard.

Jin doesn't understand the assignment. Shannon gains autonomy. Locke accidentally isn't a douche. Sun drops the bomb. Sayid makes out. Sawyer throws hands. everyone points fingers. Walt avoids prison. Sun also rocks a bikini.

On the cusp of New Year's Eve, but it still feels like every other day, seven friends and a mysterious stunt-performer-turned-actor converge at a desolate ski lodge in the mountains when they are randomly hunted down by ruthless masked men and a sexy, masked woman who got lost on her way to a rave, all of whom have a cryptic, ill explained agenda.