So what I have done is create two books in one for the price of one. The fast, funny, political humor satire Donald Trump Adventures: The Demonrats. Then you have the science fiction short story, We all Lived in the Car. Then the dark adventures of a new hero who happens to be a vampire, Alexander Dracul. So laugh yourself silly and then go off into a science fiction fantasy and after that I introduce Alexander Dracul.

I never thought I would find myself in this situation. Being a vampire was never something I had planned for, but here I am, Alexander Dracul, navigating the dark and dangerous world of the supernatural.

It all started one fateful night when I was attacked by a rogue vampire. I thought my life was over, but instead, I was reborn as one of the undead. It was a difficult adjustment at first, but I soon discovered that being a vampire had its perks.

I had superhuman strength, speed, and agility. I could see in the dark and heal from any injury in a matter of seconds. But with these powers came a great responsibility. I had to learn to control my bloodlust and resist the urge to feed on innocent humans.

I quickly realized that there were others like me out there, vampires who used their powers for evil. I made it my mission to hunt them down and protect the innocent. I became known as the Night Stalker, a vigilante who prowled the streets at night, taking down any vampire who dared to harm the innocent.

But being a vampire also came with its own set of challenges. I had to constantly hide my true nature from the world, living in the shadows and never revealing my true identity. It was a lonely existence, but I knew that it was my duty to protect humanity from the darkness that lurked in the night.

As I continued my quest to rid the world of evil vampires, I encountered a powerful vampire lord who threatened to unleash chaos upon the world. It was up to me to stop him and prevent a war.